FCUK Him is, without fail, one of the most vile male EDTs I have ever smelled. With no disrespect to my fellow reviewers intended, I cannot fathom how this fragrance can be described as 'soapy'. Perhaps it may smell like the very cheapest hand soap in a public bathroom, but even saying that is being generous. I'll give it credit for its longevity - a typical lavender fragrance usually has a lower lifespan than this, however in the case of this juice, a longer life only prolongs the misery. The bottle is cheap also - it is prone to falling over if slightly nudged, and the sprayer is unpredictable at best.

The 'bug spray' and hospital-grade 'chemical' comparisons are getting close to describing this offensive, synthetic mess, but I feel are still too kind. It really does seem like something you would find in the bottom of a cleaner's storeroom (I'm not just being critical of the fragrance - it really does smell like an old cleaning product). The FCUK, also known as French Connection, fragrance range was an inevitable step for this fashion heavyweight. In 2004, FCUK released their first set of fragrances, FCUK her and FCUK him. These perfumes are made of floral and oriental notes and remain appealing to this day for being high quality at affordable pricing. The first French Connection fragrance by Zirh/Shiseido. Partnered with the feminine, FCUK Her and advertised with the slogan "Scent to bed". FCUK Him fragrance notesFrom the popular FCUK Friction Pulse, Friction Night, Homme and Connect ranges, to grooming essentials like deodorants and body washes, this collection has something for everyone. With its unique and captivating scents, the FCUK collection is sure to leave you feeling confident and refreshed all day long.