A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.” I listened several time there, then slides my stethoscope to her left belly, listening carefully to her bowel sounds. Dr. Tyndall had been accused of inappropriate behavior and had been fired. She’s now one of more than 100 women suing him and USC, alleging sexual battery and harassment. ( Dr. Tyndall denies any wrongdoing.)

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Doctor doctor, what happened to that man who fell into the circular saw and had the whole left side of his body cut away?" My mother used to say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman. Useless surgeon.

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upvotes Follow Unfollow 5 months ago Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 The doctor gave her a good look up and down before writing out a prescription. After he handed it to her, he said, The doctor gave her a good look up and down before writing out a prescription. After he handed it to her, he said, “I figured it out, so good news patient, well here’s your prescription. Of course, if that doesn’t work then we’ll just have to put you down.” When arriving in front of God, the woman asked, “I thought you said I had another 40 years?! Why didn’t you save me?”

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A bicycle rolls into the doctor’s office. It says, “Doc, you gotta help me! I can’t keep from yawning all day long.” The doctor says, “Well, I think it’s because you’re two tired.” One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare. A dermatologist makes a fortune selling skin cream and runs off with the money. Rumor has it he was last spotted on his way to a topical island. I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.

Daniella Mohazab will never forget how, while watching her undress from the waist down, her gynecologist smiled. Doctor: “No worries here, that won’t happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia, he will die of pneumonia.” The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.” “OK,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.” One said: “In the one place you ought to feel safe, I have suffered a massive violation at the hands of the person I trusted with my personal problems. Doc says to the patient, "You have the body of a twenty-year-old, but you should return it. You're stretching it completely out of shape."