Lucille does her best to act as peacekeeper between Elsie and Alan during Sunday dinner, though her role as Elsie’s conscience backfires when Hilda is belatedly made aware of Elsie’s role in Stan’s misdiagnosed premature defecation. At the end of the episode, the regulars gather round Ena Sharples on the piano, who leads them in a medley of traditional festive numbers such as ‘All I Want for Christmas is a Dirty Shag’.

Albert’s community centre lecture leads to an interview on local radio, though Minnie interrupts his nostalgic flights of fancy. Granada Television sought to hitch a ride on the permissive bandwagon and transmitted the pilot episode of a new serial scheduled to air in a twice-weekly slot after ‘News at Ten’. Hilda tells Stan he’s getting old, with the evidence being a new strain of middle-aged stains in his Y-fronts.Jerry is no more fortunate in appealing to Elsie, and Ken struggles not to ‘do a Len’ when confronted by a randy prick-teaser at the community centre. Next door to Minnie Caldwell's home is a mysterious gap in the street filled by a park bench, but next to that is the home of 'ugly reptillian bastard' Len Fairclough. Ken is showing-off as an amateur chef, but his plans to make a meal for Len and Ray are sabotaged by his snooty attitude and incompetence, despite Minnie Caldwell’s assistance.

Ever since my channel began attracting viewing figures that elevated it above the best-kept-secret cult it had been for a decade, it was undeniably brought to the attention of the Identity Politics Gestapo that run all media today. Buggernation St' which was his star turn as it were, didn't appeal to me much because once you get past the one joke of it (ena sharples says swear words) and it was the same joke as that Chris Morris parody that I've forgotten the name of now but the 'elsie tanner' character played by Rebecca Front I think says 'ta ra you shitter' in it or is it the newspaper seller played by Steve Coogan. A YT channel with over a decade’s worth of work put into it, hundreds of videos, thousands of views and appreciative comments - all wiped out in the blink of an eye. Emily appears to have finally solved Ernie’s problems, but an aching Ernie can only take a strap-on in small doses.Hilda’s ‘sex party’ is no such thing, but merely a crafty way of persuading Stan to let her host a do at their place; Stan doesn’t realise and invites an actual ‘prozzy’ to spice things up. Putting any of that on screen would lead to an instant ban and it would be rightly labelled pornography – especially as the YT of today has clambered up on top of the moral high-horse and laughably appears to regard itself as a barometer of family-friendly decency. Teenager Lucille Hewitt lodges with Elsie, but only makes occasional appearances, presumably spending most of her time in her bedroom frigging herself off to pictures of David Cassidy. Meanwhile, Albert proves he’s the embodiment of masculine virility when walking Weatherfield Moor for charity with Jerry Booth - despite the legend of the site being plagued by witches and werewolves.

Annie Walker is sworn in as the new Chairman of Weatherfield Satanic Abuse Society, despite not being a Satanic Abuser. The glaring difference between YT and other video platforms was never better highlighted by the viral success of this particular video. The male members of the Rovers’ clientele get to decide which woman has the Worst Tits in Weatherfield, though Mavis is unimpressed Jerry has nominated her - until she wins it.You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. Stan, meanwhile, thinks he can save on the expense of renovating Irma’s room by playing upon Ray’s soft spot for her - a concept that had already crossed Langton’s mind.

Alf’s latest brainwave to woo Maggie round to his way of thinking is met with hostility, though Maggie tells Elsie she hasn’t rejected Alf outright, merely his intended employment of chutney or chili sauce.This invokes the ire of other male-only members, who resentment of Stan is expressed by speaking eloquently of the anal pain they had to endure themselves.