The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Ninkii makhaayada ayaa koobkii ugu horreyey madaxa uga shubay ninkii reer Xamarka ahaa oo madaxiisi gubay. A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.

The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady said, "Look at that........ to Omar bro becarefull oraahdaada,,Ilaah xumaan ka nasahane kafatanka noocas ah yuusan inala tagin aniga qalad baan u arkaa..pls no offense. One of the friends over heard Oomar's curse on his parents plaming them that they give birth to Ugly person(Oomar) he did not Maalin ayaa waxaa sooxirtay markam rashiin wada waxuu, mid xamaaleeydii kamid ah ayaa waxuu rabay in uu xaraga loo sootuuro si uu uxiro markaas ayuu qaaliyay XARIGA SOO TUUR XARIGA SOO TUUR !!this pate is ila-qosol not ila muran. so hash hash hash qofkaan Iyaah la baxay. Iyaah hada maa saan keentay markii waaysay waxaad ku soo biriiso qosolka Omaar maa kaga hormaray joornalda aad ka soo qori lahayd oops well thank to Omaar jokes uu soo qoray oo dhan wali horay ma u aqrin and they are so Ila qosol... so again Hash!!!!!!!!Iyaah.. Nin reer Xamar ahaa ayaa makhaayad Burco ku taalla u soo qado doontay. Markii uu fadhiisaty waxa u yimid inankii raashinka bixinayey (Mu'dalabkii), una sheegay waxa yaalla: "Waxaannu haynaa, Bariis, Baasto, Hilib Geel, Adhi, Suqaar iwm.". Ninkii reer Xamarka ahaa baa weydiiyey mu'dalabkii, "Yaakhii Liingue ma yaallaa Noo! " Beri waxa jirey inan(boy) la odhan jirey Guuleed oo la deganaa ayeydii. Guuleed wuxuu ahaa mid saaqid ah oo mar walba imtixaanka wuxuu ka heli jiray 0/100. Markaa wuxuu u beddeli jiray 100/100 si aanay ayeydii u ogaan. Kadibna waxaa la gaadhey maalintii kaalmaha la kala galay la sheegayay. Xamar aa waxaa katagay nin reer xamar ah oo wuxuu safar u aaday Hargeysa. Markii uu tagay hargeeysa duqii reer xamarka ayuu wuxuu arkay maqaayad. Maqaayadii intuu galay ayuu wuxuu ask gareeyay ninkii gabalyeeriga ka ahaa maqaayada inuu ugu shubo labo koob oo shaax eh dhalada. Marka reer waqooyiga dhalada waxay u yaqaaniin madaxa korkiisa. Marka ninkii kabalyeerigaa intuu yaabay ayuu wuxuu ninkii ku yiri war see dhalada shaax ugu shubi karaa.... Markaas ninkii reer xamarka ayaa soobooday ayuu kuyiri war noogu shub waligeen baan shaax dhalada kushuban jirnay hada nooguma horeesee. Markaas ayuu intuu yaabay nin kii reer hargeeso buu wuxuu soo qaaday bakeeri shaax eh oo kulul markaasuu ninkii reer xamarka ahaa madixiisa ku shubay....Markuu arkay ninkii reer xamarka ahaa inuu qeeliyay ayuu wuxuu kuyiri midkii kale neh marabtaa......Markaas uu yirii nacalaa adi iyo qaldaantii kudhashay kuyaal ......ani madax iiigashub maan ku iri mise dhalo iigu shub baan ku iri......markaas ninkii hargeesa iyo ninkii reer xamarka ahaa meeshii lakala celiyey.

As in a car or a computer, you should ask yourself what you need a girlfriend for before obtaining one. This will, in large part,dictate the final product which you should consider. Do you want an intellectual companion? A baby factory? A hiking partner? Or justHabeen goor danbe ayaa waxa isa soo raacay laba nin oo sarkhaansan.Iyagoo maryaa suuqa shabeele ayaa diyaaradi soo dul martay,mid ka mid ah labdii nin ayaa yidhi diyaaradu waxay sidaa wefti,kii kalane wuxuu ku jawaabay maya ma sido wefti lakiin waxay sidaa rakaab.Iyagoo sidii u muransan ayaa waxay la kulmeen nin sadexaad oo isna sarkhaansan.Waxay u bandhigeen murankoodii (Diyaardu waxay sidaa wefti,maya waxay sidaa rakaab)Ninkii sadexaad wuxuu ku jawaabay labadiinuba waa khaldantihiin,Waayo?haddii ay rakaab sido kulba boostayjo(Bus stopp)ayey istaagi lahayd dadna way ka degilahaayeen kuwo kalen fuuli lahaayeen,Sidoo kale haddii ayey wefdi sido mootooyin boolis ah ayaa xagga hore iyo xagga danbe kale socon lahaa Olympic sailing competition just finished. France got the gold, South Africa got the silver, and ... Somalia got the boat.

Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events. Nin ayaa markuu Somalia kasoo baxayey hooyadi ugu duceysey inuu albaabada u furo. Canada ayuu diyaarada kasoo degey isla markaana eleboorkii ayaa wuxuu lahaa albaab automatic ah oo is furaya. Markuu albaabkii u furmay ayuu sujuud la dhacay asagoo oranaya hooyadey ducadeedii ilaah waa aqbalay:-) The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The Husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.Well it's been almost 20 years since Consumer's Reports reviewed girlfriends (CR, Aug 1972). Since then, styles have changed, new features have been introduced, and the market for girlfriends has changed substantially. So we here at CR decided another report was needed. Nin ayaa maalin walba oo jimco ah la raaxeysanjriray(sex) xaaskiisa.Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayaa naagtii waxaa iska darsamey ama garanweydey maalintii markaa la joogey. Markaasey



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