There really seems no point to this – what might have seemed a great idea was executed poorly and you look at the words and think “WTF?”. It’s more like a list of desperate and disconnected words a team on The Apprentice might have come up with when given just 10 minutes…. BLUE Segsations are Milk Crunchy – Terry’s Milk Chocolate Orange with embedded crispy puffed rice bits. These are the only ones that have a rough side to them, with the rice crispy bits noticeable on the underside. It was crunchy and the rice crispies were noticeable, but as it’s just milk chocolate it didn’t taste any different to most of the other Segsations. YELLOW Segsations are Exploding Candy – Terry’s Milk Chocolate Orange with exploding candy bits embedded inside. This isn’t like the Space Dust I used to enjoy in the 1970s, it doesn’t really “explode” in the mouth at all in my opinion. In fact, if I hadn’t known they were popping candy I’d have never been able to guess; they simply seemed, to me, to be chocolate orange pieces with “something indiscernible” in the chocolate. PURPLE Segsations are Milk Chocolate – Terry’s Milk Chocolate Orange with the essence of real orange oil. These are just regular chocolate orange pieces, so again, “the same” pretty much.

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While these are individually wrapped segments of chocolate orange, that’s about all you can say about them. They are segments. They are not a sensation. Sorry Terrys, but you got these wrong in my opinion. I’d only buy these again if I had a burning desire for chocolates and there were none of my other favourites available…. I won’t rush to buy them. I’d be happy to buy them to cook in cakes, which is what I did with the last of the box of After Eight mints the other week, when I made Microwave After Eight Brownies. To be honest, while the idea of these is great, there’s insufficient difference between the chocolates to hold my attention for too long. I think I still prefer Cadbury’s Heroes.LIGHT BROWN/CARAMEL Segsations are Toffee Crunch – Terry’s Milk Chocolate Orange with embedded crunchy toffee flavour caramel pieces. This flavour is the only one that, to me, was noticeably different. It’s “the best flavour” of Segsations to me. You can taste a caramel taste and there are definitely “bits” embedded in the chocolate. A yummy chocolate gift, perfect for sharing at Christmas time, delicious Segsations - Milk Dark Duo, Milk Classic, Toffee Crunch, Popping Candy and Milk Crispy.

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RED Segsations are Milk & Dark – Terry’s Milk Chocolate Orange with a layer of Dark Chocolate at the bottom and a layer of milk chocolate on top. Again, I was pretty disappointed, there wasn’t much noticeable difference between this and the other Segsations. I ate it in a hurry and forgot to look at the colour to see if I could see the dark and light chocolate though… I just scoffed it! One question is always how many Segsations do you get in a box? Boxes come in a variety of sizes, but they weigh just a bit under 8 grams each, so, to round it up, if you divide the box grams weight by 8 then you’d have that many, plus 1-2. So I’d expect a 300 gram box to contain 300/8 = 37½, or about 38-40 individually wrapped Segsations. The 250 grams bag I bought contained 33 chocolates. Terrys Segsations are individually wrapped chocolate orange segments, with orange oil. They are made by the same company that makes the famous Terrys Chocolate Oranges, which I used to get every Christmas from about 1985 to 2010! Previously, the goodie bags only came with milk, dark, toffee crunch and popping candy chocolate segments.There are five Terrys Segsations flavours, over time they do change the variety and colour of the wrappers though, but the ones I’m eating at the moment contain: Each Segsation segment has a word or short phrase written on the chocolate – and, looking through them, I really can’t see the point. Examples of the words are: Big hug, Let’s tango, Let’s play, Hello sunshine, Chatterbox, Big kiss, Kiss kiss, Wink, wink, Outrageous, Taste me, Yummy, Yum, One more?, Delight me, You’re beautiful, You’re fab, Wahey, Giggles, Yee ha, Love me, You want me, Go bonkers, Do the twist.

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If you keep your eyes peeled you can often find Terrys Segsations chocolates on special offer, or discounted. There’s no point paying full price if you don’t have to – or if you’re trying something out! The discounted bags don’t come with any details of what flavours the different colours are though, so I thought I’d eat them and see… I think the Toffee Crunch is my favourite. The exploding candy isn’t overly noticeable, it doesn’t seem to “pop”. I’m not keen on the Milk Crunchy as this isn’t sufficiently exciting.