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The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes

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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

Fearing her marriage is crumbling, a middle-aged woman visits a highly respected psychic renown for the accuracy of her predictions. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” – Steven Wright I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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No particular reason for this week’s topic for the one liners and puns; here are some Fortune Teller jokes. Those with psychic powers might predict that these will not be either original or that funny… We went in, sat down, and "Zelda" or "Hazlette" or whatever her name is started to read my date's palm. "Oooh, you're going to have a long life... you will be very rich... and the man of your dreams is already in your life-and his name begins with the letter "D." I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, ‘Have you got anything I’d like?’ Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, ‘Extra medium.’” – Steven Wright All the plants in my house are dead—I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with an ice cube.” – Steven WrightThe World suggests that any problems with the light are temporary: we had light once, we will have it again, and suggests focussing on the bigger picture. Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don’t get it…” – Steven Wright Funny Inspirational Quotes by Comedian Steven Wright