The Worlds Best Women Jokes

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The Worlds Best Women Jokes

The Worlds Best Women Jokes

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A man and a woman are lying in bed late night... ...and the woman asks her man: "Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?" and the man responds calmly: "Neither, baby, I prefer you."

I think the most patriotic part of the entire super bowl was Rihanna's halftime performance Because there's nothing more American than for a woman to work while she's pregnant. Look no further if you’re looking for a collection of funny and dirty flirty woman jokes. First, we have a few that may cause your jaw to drop. Then there are many more for the rest of you. Feminism? No thanks. I prefer gender equality. Water? No thanks. I prefer H20.” — kalifornias-fashion.tumblr.comThe Russian army doesn’t seem as well equipped as we thought… or is the problem with the Russian soldiers? Credit: WeAreTheMighty.com My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially.

While I was talking to Bert, the Mechanic, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'He: "You are the nicest, most wonderful, and most beautiful woman, that I ever met!"... She: "Ah, you only want to get me in your bed." Yet another stood up and said, "Infinity" and the woman said, "Thanks, that means more than you can imagine." A man ask a pretty women: if there is a scale of a person's looking, on the left is ugly, and on the right is pretty, so what do you think of me? Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronizing her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. You are so hairy that when you went hiking in the mountains, another sighting of Bigfoot was immediately reported. So the woman tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it. The bag swishes down. The cop then stares at the woman's empty hand as the bag is flushed down. An angry feminist said to me today that all men are pigs. So I told her that women are equal to men.park, and Iris watched to see how her new 'bodyguard' would react. It soon became clear that the breeder hadn't been joking, because as the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car and hid.



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