This funky animal footstool will have your friends stopping over and declaring “Wait, llama take a selfie!” Looking to add some animal inspiration to your lounge? No probllama! Antonio Alpaca is the answer to your quirky quest! And he’s eager to become part of your inspiring interiors - I just heard him say “Alpaca my bags!”

We can hear you shouting ‘Gimme gimme gimme!’ so ‘Get get get!’ After all, there’s only one alpaca who’d look good in shiny red boots and a lilac spandex bodysuit. Afterwards, she came up to us looking downtrodden. We asked her ‘Chiquitita tell me what’s wrong?’ and she told us that her job is all about ‘money, money, money’ and that she wanted a bit more of the quiet life. We said ‘Honey, honey, those lights are gonna blind you’ and offered her a job at Red Candy. She is now working full time as a footstool and couldn’t be happier.