The sexually explicit material I am viewing is for my own personal use and I will not expose any minors to the material; This year, Vibbs and I explored holiday traditions around the world in a recent edition of Twisted History... And they were all great traditions in their own right. But for the last 5 years, or so, I've been forwarded something that has made my December days even more merry and bright. I believe that as an adult it is my inalienable constitutional right to receive/view sexually explicit material; I understand that providing a false declaration under the penalties of perjury is a criminal offense; and

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That's right, you heard me — the hottest new Christmas trend, according to The Sun, is the "reindeer boob." Described as a "bold take" on the ugly sweater trend, reindeer boob entails cutting a hole in your sweater to allow for the flaunting of a boob of your choice and then putting googly eyes, antlers, and a red nose on said boob so it resembles a reindeer. Hey, why not? From her first appearance alongside boyfriend Prince Harry in 2017 to the present day, these are Meghan Markle's fashion favorites.Well, well, well... If it isn't December first... I wrote a similar blog last year at this time, providing you all (y'all) with a similar heads up.