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Birthday Party Favors - Decorations - "It's My F***ING Birthday" Satin Sash - Funny Birthday - 21st Birthday

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You are the only person to whom I wish the greatest wealth, the greatest health and many years of age because I know that you are the only one who would steal it and would hardly notice it. How funny are we, right? I wanted to write you the funniest of all the Funny Birthday Wishes, but to me that of congratulations., I prefer to wait to see you at your celebration and make you happy in person . Postscript, this is copied from the internet. Who is greater than last year? Guess, not me, and whoever is reading this. Surely you do not guess. I think I have put a very difficult problem for you to solve. I do not call you a little smart. I just tell you that with this age, these things are difficult. With this I do not want to call you old , if not to give you a touch of attention so that you take a little more care of those gray hairs that cover all your hair and that you choose a cane to support you, I see how your legs fail you. Do not misunderstand me, all with affection, aahh, and congratulations on this day. It turns many more years and slowly begins to age. Overall, we all know that old furniture tends to increase in value over time, haha. A person, on a day like today, gave birth several years ago, now is a beautiful, honest, sincere, kind, in short, perfect person. What a coincidence that this person turns age on the same day as you and that it is not you. Anyway, I congratulate you on this day, which I think you are excited about and that.

All these funny and funny birthday greetings are to lift your spirits because we know that our boss must be happy so that there are increases in wages, days off, holidays. Happy day! It is a special day for all your loved ones, it is a day in which they decorate your home, prepare dinner, dress up and are happy, today I will finally attend your house, and you will be able to enjoy my presence. No, don’t worry, I don’t intend to take you off the limelight, I want you to be very happy, and I never forget that of all the funny congratulations, mine is the best. Congratulations. Of all the cute, funny birthday greetings, I am the most original, because I come dressed as a clown and with a tie that you will see. I want that on this date so marked in the calendar of all your loved ones. You can enjoy a wide economy to be able to face dinner and the party tonight. FCHow happy I see you today, how happy I have made this day come, how happy it has made you be a year older. It will make you less happy when you get old, and nothing is the same when you meet wrinkles and lameness, slowness and blindness, insomnia, and clumsiness . Then you will see how you smile less, so enjoy this day as if it were the only one of your life that you fulfill many more. What a beautiful paradox, because you reach those ages when you turn older when you just start to forget how old you are. May you have a happy day, old lady, may God bless you with joy!

My wish is that you can enjoy and be happy thanks to this congratulation, if you find it difficult to read this congratulation, do not worry, at that age the details are not important. Congratulations!How funny and funny we were when we were young, now as old ladies we are boring and clumsy. No, with each passing year, you fill yourself with energy and beauty. I hope you enjoy this happy birthday, my friend. The most important day for me has finally arrived, a day that only happens every 365 days a year, something that makes me feel more than happy, today there is an eclipse of the sun, and I plan to see it perfectly on top of that mountain. Sorry, I can’t go to your birthday party tonight, but the eclipse. No, you know that that’s not the most important thing for me, you know I was joking, you know that where is the party tonight that I took off the moon, the sun, and everything. And in case we don’t see each other, have a beautiful day.

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