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Monkey Spanker Cheeky Monkey

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The vibration was just right for my OH and quite nice for me too when I was straddling him and using the toy at the same time! The Mk 45 gun system combines the 5-inch, 62-caliber Mk 45 Mod 4A naval gun with a fully automated AHS that continuously supplies the gun with ammunition, in high sea state conditions, without assistance from the crew. However, once it's all set up correctly it's a brilliantly effective product. With some self-control and switching between having the vibration function on and off it's possible to enjoy the sensations for a considerably long time prior reaching a climax. I've never got on with sleeves, it always seemed like such a faff, slightly creepy and awkward to clean. I only used it a handful of times, and most of those only because I thought I should after spending money on it. The Monkey Spanker is much cheaper, I've used it once and I actually WANT to use it again.

As soon as my OH came home I had to test it with a blowjob, which she seemed very happy to try too. Again it added a different feeling to the whole thing and got me worked up into a frenzy. My OH like using it on me as well, saying that she could put more of me in her mouth while still giving me a hand job. My Mrs has not had a go with it yet but I think this will be even better as my hand will be free to roam! BAE Systems has received a contract to deliver multiple shipsets of the Mk 45 Medium Caliber Gun and automated Ammunition Handling System (AHS) for the Royal Australian Navy’s new Hunter class frigates.Ultimately, many of my questions about the Monkey Spankercould, and were, answered thus: “It was hard to tell because there was so little of it on my penis at once.” My boyfriend was getting a little upset with the amount of toys I I'd bought for myself, so I thought I'd treat him for a change! Personally I don't like the look of the more explicit male toys so, as I was paying, I thought this looked perfect! I find fast and hard with plenty of lube provides the best pleasure for myself but everyone will differ.

Next I tried it in the bath and I will say that under water you can feel the vibrations a lot more and again another great orgasm followed. Another amazing variation with the Monkey Spanker is to actually use TWO monkey spankers! Don't worry about the cost - it's worth it! All I can say is this really surprised me. The quality of the toy is of very high quality and the results the item give are amazing! The toy provides a tight but comfortable grip around your shaft and you can control the movement yourself, anything form slow and steady to fast and hard. Truly spanking the monkey! I have tried a few Fleshlights and while they did the job there was always something that didn't quite work for me with them.In an increasingly contested world, it is crucial that our forces are equipped to meet the threats of the future. Through contracts like these, with the best of some of our homegrown industry, we are continuing to ensure that we replenish and equip our forces, supporting jobs right across the UK.” Off came the trousers, out came the lube (lube is a must have with this) and on went the Monkey Spanker. When I first started to use it, I was not sure about it; it felt good but not as good as I thought it would. Unlike most male masturbation devices, you don't just put the Monkey Spanker on your penis and move it up and down, you use the Monkey Spanker a bit differently than that. Hmm, the Monkey Spanker certainly feels different to any other sex toy I've tried - and in a good way.

No matter how rough she gets with me while using this it doesn't hurt, and the toy hasn't torn or shown any sign of tearing. The highly reliable Mk 45 system maximizes the lethality of the Hunter class frigates, offers the capability to integrate advanced munitions, and supports additional future technology upgrades. With this system fielded on 11 fleets across the globe, it has proven it offers high-reliability.”The Monkey Spanker Vibrator is a simple but very effective tool for spanking your monkey. Based on an innovative, patented diaphragm design, the Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your penis. The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade real feel™ material and has been designed to emulate the softness of a woman. Monkey Spankers feel much better than hand or blow jobs and produce very intense and extremely satisfying orgasms only usually the reserve of very loving or extremely hot sex. I tried it a few times now, it certainly gets you off without any difficulty, the vibrations from the little bullet are nice without being OTT. You just lube up, pop it on and off you go. With the Monkey Spanker you get a distinct ring of pressure which you can move up and down the whole shaft or just over the head. It's true that the bullet vibe doesn't really add much to the experience other than noise, and if you don't hold part of one of your fingers against it, it'll make a very loud noise as it rattles against the hard plastic. If it was closer to the business end of the toy rather than in the middle I could see it'd make a difference, but as it is I'll probably not bother with it. Other nice features? When you’re finished, simply pop out the bullets and easily wash the two paddles with hot soapy water. Couldn’t be an easier clean up! And because of its small, flat shape, the Monkey Spanker would be great for travel.

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