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How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner. You don’t need to be asked–tell me a joke. Many dad jokes may be considered intentionally unfunny. An example dad joke might go, “I’m thirsty,” to which the dad will reply, “Hi, Thirsty, I’m Dad.” Dad Jokes Psychic Buying New Clothes: Assistant - "How about this one?" Psychic - "That shirt is too small" Assistant - "But you haven't even tried it on!" Psychic - "I'm a medium" The Tower suddenly starts ripping out the original light fitting so he can create a whole new more basic look. Interviewer: What’s your biggest weakness? Me: I don’t know when to quit. Interviewer: You’re hired. Me: I quit.
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Being friends with co-workers is like having pet tigers…. fun in theory but you still wonder when they will turn on you. Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit. I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I’m just a bit slow. Clearly, they both can't be completely right. Certainly, things like guessing the man was dead were hits for both psychics, though of no value whatsoever. This was when even the detective assumed at the outset that he'd been murdered due to the circumstances of his disappearance. The body was found by two quail hunters (not deer hunters). EoR suspects (non-psychically) that hunters are fairly common in the area. When I saw a psychic, a mystic, a palm reader, and a fortune teller all laughing together at something I couldn't understand, then I realized it was an insight joke!
Today's ESP Quandary: I've never been able to find a happy medium. All the one's I've ever met have an eerie, haunted look in their eyes. Two psychics meet on the street. One says “lovely weather at the moment”. The other says, “yes, reminds me of the summer of 2027”.
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Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens! You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European. Every family has a few classic jokes they use over and over and over… Add one of these funny jokes to your list. I got a job as a human cannonball. It was a high-caliber position! But I had a short fuse and got fired.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line… Only a fraction of people will understand this! I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future." The Magician assembles an array of objects that might be needed, displays them to best advantage and starts discussing how to go about it.
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A fortune teller told a guy that he'd come into big money one day. Now, he's married to his over-weight wife named, Penny. When you laugh, your body releases endorphins, which are hormones that have mood-boosting effects. Endorphins also interact with the receptors in your brain that control pain perception, which means laughter can also help reduce pain. What was said about the messy, angry man who was eating a can of Pringles? He’s got a chip on his shoulder.
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