The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids (Buster Laugh-a-lot Books)

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Why did Jeremy Corbyn ask people not to eat sprouts on Christmas Day? He wants to give peas a chance!

Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying “moron” to him! What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel. Depending on who you're buying for, this can vary. A good place to start is by looking at some of our Christmas gift guides, including: People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there's a whole world of difference between them. Jingle Smells 39. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?What did one Christmas light say to the other when they got tangled? You have a bulbous personality. What’s the difference between Santa Clause and a knight? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

They are a form of social currency that can help build relationships and create shared experiences. We think our list of Christmas jokes are a great opportunity for a fun and lighthearted way to celebrate the season and spread joy and laughter to those around us. Why don’t Southern Rail train guards share advent calendars? They want to open the doors themselves! Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year? Because he’s tired of being in the single market!

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Because he has private elf care 49. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? On a nature theme: tree puns, flower puns, garden puns, sunflower puns, plant puns, nature puns, ice puns and even garden gnome puns and art puns. How did Santa describe the elf who refused to take a bath? He’s elfully smelly. Christmas dad jokes