Cutting Humour

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Me to a ninja: Hey, can you show me how you precisely cut off tree branches with those throwing stars? Shuriken. I can cut a piece of wood in two pieces just by looking at it. It may seem impossible, but I saw it with my own two eyes I asked my scissors if it wanted to hear a joke, but it just “cut” me off! Cutting Edge Clichés: Scissor Puns Snip Through Stereotypes I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.'” – Tim Vine

You don’t have to be ex-military to be guaranteed good service at Georgiou’s, as Steve is eager to point out: “We get people from all walks of life, from surgeons to alcoholics – a real diversity of people. They’re all the same to me. I don’t give preferential treatment to somebody just because they’re a surgeon or someone who sweeps the road. They’re all human. I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch.'” – Tim Vine The scissor and the razor were always cutting along the same lines.” “Cutting Edge Wordplay: Snipping Through Scissor Puns” I got in trouble for using my scissors during detention, but hey, I was just trying to make some snips!Here is a list of funny cutting wood jokes and even better cutting wood puns that will make you laugh with friends. Here is a list of funny cutting tree jokes and even better cutting tree puns that will make you laugh with friends. Just found out the local barber has been arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 15 years and I didn't even know he cut hair. Did you hear about the pair of magic scissors who made history? They were known for their cutting-edge performances!

Different trends affect a hair-cutting business in different ways. While the days of skinheads meant there were plenty of fast, easy shaves for Steve to perform, another 70s trend, which saw men growing their hair long, posed a problem: “We went through a really hard time then, ‘cause obviously they never had their hair cut as often as they do now.” You need to be careful around magical scissors. They can easily cut through dimensions and make your reality unravel.

What did Wolverine use to cut down trees before he got the adamantium treatment? He used a huge axe, man.