Grab Life by the Balls: And Other Life Lessons from The Good Advice Cupcake

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Grab your life by your balls and give them a good rub down and massage. The more familiar you become with your testis, the easier early onset cancer detection will be. Other basic signs to look out for:

The experience was similar to what farmers do to baby bulls. If no one intervenes, a male calf will grow into a formidable beast capable of almost anything. A freight train of force. If left unattended the full grown bull will dominate anything in its path. The only option farmers have is to sabotage the bull when it’s still a calf. Before it can defend itself. When I was growing up, this was the highest compliment my dad could bestow upon me. Joseph, you’re a gentleman and a scholar, he’d say. I’m not sure of the origin, but I am certain of the meaning.

Fortunately for us fellas: early cancer detection yields a very high survival rate. Testicular cancer and other issues are not that common and very rarely is the cancer deadly. Early detection of testicular cancer often leads to minimal treatment, so touch your nuts! I answered without hesitation. “Start now!” I wish I would have tried to grab life by the balls when I was 10 or 16 or 20. Any time prior to when I first started would have been beneficial. I’m only starting to figure things out now. A head start sure would have been nice.

So, you out there, START NOW! Because if you want something, and you’re willing to work at it, you can have it. The sooner you begin, the sooner you win. The second part of that statement, to be a scholar, is to be a lifelong learner. Life and learning are all about evolution. Grow. Learn. Get better. Because you’ll never be good enough. If you think you are, when you think you know it all, that’s when life will regain the upper hand. If you want to stay ahead, if you expect to maintain your grip, you have to keep learning. h. Tell it like it is But, if the answer is no, you can’t do it. Never, ever. You can’t sabotage yourself. Be willing to make sacrifices now. In return, you’ll become the person you want to be. Start by focusing on the things that actually matter. Step 2. Move more. Exercise for at least 15 minutes three days each week. Doing so can add three years to your life. Speak your mind. Speak from the heart. Stand up for yourself and for your convictions. Don’t ever compromise your character. Stop saying and doing things so people like you. They never will. And, even if they did, it wouldn’t matter. All that matters is whether or not they respect you. The only way to do that is to stop caring about what they think.Step 1. Eat real food. Eat more foods that come from the earth. Eat fewer foods that come out of a box or bag. Testicular cancer is cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm, called testicles. The Big C is something that can affect men, mostly white males from ages 25-35. Every day just is. In one word, your days have become redundant. Like a song on repeat. Best case, you enjoy the song. You don’t mind it. It’s bearable. The truly free individual is free only to the extent of his own self-mastery. While those who will not govern themselves are condemned to find masters to govern over them. ― Steven Pressfield i. Eat well, move more