Swifty: My Life and Good Times

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I have a theory about how certain North American First Nations maintained their energy levels through the winter," said Tom creatively. Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart," say the synoptic Gospels. I won't believe that you're the resurrected Jesus until I've felt the nail-holes in your wrists," said Tom doubtingly.

I know what to do with stale cake," said Tom triflingly. (Or: "I'm testing this boomerang," said Tom triflingly.) I got a snapshot of the CBS anchorman, but I haven't developed it yet," said Tom, rather negatively. A reporter asked Winston Churchill, "What do you think of the prediction that by the year 2000, women will rule the world?" "Hmmm, they still will, eh?" replied Churchill misdirectedly. It has zero height, zero width, and -- well, maybe I'll allow it to have a bit of depth," said Tom, stretching the point.

K Entries

You’ll learn about breeding, migration and survival, as swift parrots are now critically endangered. But there’s also info about how to identify a swift parrot and how YOU can help in the fight to protect them. Overall, it’s an inspiring and heart-warming read. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I think I'm a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I think I'm a teepee," said Tom too tensely. A prostitute says 'Aren't you finished yet?', a nymphomaniac says 'Is that all?', and a wife says 'Beige... we should definitely paint the ceiling beige'," was Tom's off-colour joke. But a totalitarian government could remove all trace of my ever having existed!" said Tom unpersonably. According to this sonograph, the average frequency of my speaking voice is 160 Hz," said Tom in measured tones.

Oops, I think I might have a piece of coal in my shorts," said Tom stochastically. (Think about it. It's really funny!) There are no more I/O operations to do today," Tom disclosed. (Or: "This slipped object is hard to find," the surgeon disclosed.) I've thought of another exception," Tom rebutted. (Or: "Stop trying to get my goat," Tom rebutted. Or: "This cigarette just won't go out," Tom rebutted.) An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her," said Agatha Christie virtuosically.

A Entries

I'm not going to give up anything this year. The year before last was quite enough," said Tom relentlessly. Swifty confirms that its acquisition of Goldchip Limited is being funded partly in Cash, Restricted Shares and Vendor Finance. This is a fictional tale full of interesting facts aimed at 6- to 9-year-olds. [...] This book touches on migration and what to do with an injured bird, as well as the factors contributing to the Swift Parrot being critically endangered - predation, by sugar gliders and cats, and habitat loss." Don't worry, I'll take full responsibility for providing the prisoner with getaway footwear," said Tom consolingly. In their quest, the boys use another former adversary as bait and almost get her and Swifty killed. Kyle takes out his first bad guys, and both guys screw up their love lives. What’s new? Just another (figurative) day at the office for Swifty and Kyle. This time, their office turns out to have the smell of cordite and salt.