The Book of Big Excuses

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There is a serious investigation on my street and the police warned my family and I not to leave the house.

to the gas station. When I was pushing my car I got a stomach hernia, now I'm on my way to the doctors. Adorable pets will get you sympathy from your boss or manager. They’ll understand that taking care of your animal is a major responsibility. Show your boss some cute photos while you’re at work to soften them up—they’ll feel more invested in your pet’s health if they know more about them ahead of time. [12] X Research sourceSomeone I know was kidnapped and I'm going over to see the family and go help make and put up missing signs. It's a sad, I can't come into work today, I fell down a well, trying to save a puppy this morning. Now I'm waiting for

his wife is on her death bed. I'm going to see smiling Sally one last time before she passes. She was always smiling I'm not coming in today, I witnessed a murder, I'm traumatized and I have to report to the police station. Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn't just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I've seen it in action. about my car. (Mechanics did an amazing job to make your car identical again, and your family friend heals over a month. Family emergencies work great since they can be vague or personal. Most bosses won’t ask for much detail since these situations are highly sensitive, but be prepared with a believable scenario just in case. Almost anything can be a family emergency. Try something like:

any of my cards, cash or phone. I reported to the gas station to retrieve the video, and I'm waiting for the police. One of my old friends overdosed from hard drugs/alcohal so I'm going to visit the family and attend the funeral.

Ocr ABBYY FineReader 11.0 (Extended OCR) Ocr_converted abbyy-to-hocr 1.1.20 Ocr_module_version 0.0.16 Old_pallet IA18189 Openlibrary_edition When they ask you what happened, tell them you don't wan't to talk about it and if you talk about it, have a set

I can't come to work today, I was mugged at _______(time/place-no cameras) and I'm going into the police station My glasses fell and when I was looking for them, I crushed them. I'm going to the optomotrist to replace the frame I won't be coming into work today, my wife/husband is adopting a child today, and I have to convince him/her

car in an empty parking lot and I'm waiting across the street. (If your not taking that car to work again -say it blew up,

none of my family members or friends are in the area, they are at work so I can't ask them for a favour. I can't come into