How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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It is written in a very serious tone and even as a Christian, I find it way to religious based with extremely narrow views. It is frequently said that curiosity killed the cat, but what is often left unsaid is that the actual cause of death was the improper discharge of a firearm by a poorly trained feline. Cats are inquisitive creatures, no doubt about it. They are going to explore every nook and cranny of your home. And if you keep a firearm in your place of residence (which you should), it is only a matter of time before your cat discovers it. Pawse for a

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Humorous Yet Thought-Provoking Topics: The book covers a range of absurd scenarios, including gun safety, that are presented with a comedic twist. It humorously highlights the importance of responsible behavior and prompts readers to think critically about various everyday situations. It cleverly uses these scenarios as a platform to discuss broader issues surrounding safety and responsibility.Don’t be surprised if your cat ignores you completely after you’ve talked about gun safety! It’s common for cats to ignore people after an uncomfortable conversation has taken place between two parties (i.e., humans). Genre: Comedy/Humor > A must read for anyone who doesn’t want their cat’s soul poisoned by the liberal media A must read for anyone who doesn’t want their cat’s soul poisoned by the liberal media Wicca is merely watered-down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses…Overwhelmingly, Wiccans are angry, lonely feminist spinsters, and therefore likely to own lots of cats - cats they indoctrinate with their heathen propurrganda.

How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety - Pet Learners

Teaching my cat these skills seems like a waste of time. Are we really in danger of witnessing the collapse of civilization? While the sheer volume of cats ensnared by games such as this one is a testament to how addictive online games can be, the greatest danger is not the possibility of addiction, or even the threat posed by the many sexual predators who use the games to meet unsuspecting kittens. No, the danger is that these games frequently have strong elements of fantasy and magic, which are used to indoctrinate innocent cats to the teachings of Satanism! We have seen reports that players in World of Warcat can cast spells, summon demons, and participate in virtual orgies with goat-legged satyrs. Let your cat play these games at their peril: once your cat begins using magic to invoke foul abyssal beings online, it is only a matter of time before they’ll be doing the same in real life!”although i do appreciate the continuation of the "birds are evil" theme, because they're just awful. Nevertheless, this book is a welcome addition to any home that includes a cat who needs to be educated not just about gun safety, but also about other dangers like evolution, pre-marital sex, the internet, drugs, puberty, the apocalypse, and, of course, Satanism. Has your cat started keeping odd hours? Perhaps they sleep all day and are awake all night? If so, watch out! Nighttime is the Devil's time! No, of course your cat should have access to all the weaponry our Founding Fathers risked their lives to guarantee us, whether it be a simple Beretta 9mm or a fully automatic AK-47. However, if your cat is going to use a firearm for hunting, it is important to make sure that they are properly licensed, that they do not fire the gun within five hundred feet of a residential area, and that they understand the importance of wearing a highly visible orange hunting vest. Further, since cats are color blind, it is advisable that you mark the vest in some way so your cat will be able to tell it apart from any other non-orange vests they own of a similar cut.