BigMouth Inc The Potty Piano

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Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet? Bath Noodles That warming, nourishing feeling you get when you're slurping a hearty bowl of steaming hot ramen – do you ever wish you could just hop in there and float about in it? Wallow in a big, spicy, fragrant, noodly bath? Just us? We're okay with that. The cutest bath buddy, our Boba Bath Pearls will keep your skin soft and heavenly-scented as you soak in the tub. It comes with 20 bath pearls and a bath loofah which can be stored in the teacup; and with enough pearls for up to 20 baths, it really is the gift that keeps on giving. Mr Razor the Razor Holder He might look a bit like a French version of the Monopoly Man but this little chap is serious when it comes men's grooming! The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.

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The Beardy Bib Cleaning up after you've finished shaving is a thankless task. Try as you might, you can never quite gather up all of those stray hairs – and it seemingly only takes a solitary whisker resting on a bar of soap or nestled innocently next to a toothbrush to cause hours of heated debate. It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, and motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night.

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Meet the Toilet Piano Mat, a foot piano with thirteen keys that wraps snugly around the base of your latrine. It even comes with a songbook. The Bath Butler - Bamboo Bath Board With The Bath Butler at your service, your bath is no longer just a bath - it's a relaxing paradise to suit all occasions and personalities. Just plop a few Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs in your tub and they'll fizz and roam around the water, leaving a psychedelic marble of bright colours in their wake. Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly and violently awake.

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A pair of fold out legs transforms this bath shelf into a lap table for when you're not in the bath

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This toilet piano mat is a musical mat that you can play while you… let's say, compose your second movement. Yep, you can make sweet music by hitting the keys with your toes, and it's waterproof with a non-slip base, just for safety. It even comes with a “Do not disturb" sign so you can create your sweet music without any distractions! Up until now, bath owners have had all the fun. What with their fancy-schmancy candles and oils and bath bombs and bubbles and blah blah blah. Raising your razor off the sink or window sill (don't pretend yours isn't sitting there right now) keeps your blades clean from dirt and safely out of reach from a curious kid's hands.

Toilet Piano Mat - Menkind

Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres.

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Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs Not only do we harvest their tears to create high quality spirits, now we offer up their technicolour excrement for your bathing pleasure. The next time you need to wash and unwind, just place one of these miniature steamers in the corner of your shower and it'll release a heady and relaxing scent you as you shampoo. Made from sustainable bamboo, this smart bath caddy extends to fit all tubs and features a whole host of useful features to level up your bath times: If you’re wondering whether a bathroom is really the most suitable environment for a pianist, panic not – as MenKind’s creation is waterproof with a non-slip base, so any toilet mishaps won’t affect your performance.