Twat Bars - Best Rude Gift Ever

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Blame the Daily Star, who went ahead and asked an expert if we should be messing around with chocolate during sex. The Wanka bar is perfect for those wanting to pass on some passive aggression, while making it known the name of the chocolate is not a coincidence. Fortunately, you can purchase the full set of Rude Chocolate Bares at a reduced rate, allowing for even more value for money. It comes pre cut with double sided sticky tape ready to be put around your own choice of chocolate bar.

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If you have friends or family that talk out of their arse, or you just want to give a subtle overview of how you currently feel, then the Arse Chocolate Bar is an essential treat.Perfect gift for a Joke or for Occasions, Birthdays, Valentines, Christmas and any other occasion really to put a smile on their face. Regardless of whether you want to bring someone down a few pegs, or simply want someone to know they are the special twat in your life, then this chocolate bar is the perfect choice. It will not help them with their farting, but the name of the chocolate bar lets them know you are fully aware of their troublesome bowels. If you shove anything sugary in there, you’ll disrupt that healthy bacteria, allow bad bacteria to thrive, and cause all sorts of damage, including infection, pain, and irritation.

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Not only does the Farties Bar taste great, it is also ideal for those who cannot stop breaking wind. If you’re desperately keen to incorporate chocolate into your lovemaking, stick to eating it during foreplay or drizzling it above the belt – as long as you’re okay with stained sheets. Or maybe you are wanting to show someone exactly how irritating they can be without hurting their feelings. Of course, the phrase has been used for hundreds of years, but the birth of the popular series meant a whole new generation could experience this historic display of disbelief. Although the Booty Bar is not as rude as other chocolate bars in the range, it is the ideal introductory point for those looking for insults that may fly over the radar.Regardless of whether you are saying thank you to friends and family or seducing a loved one, chocolate plays a vital role in showing people how much they mean to you. Chocolate breaks and melts, making it likely it would leave some residue or crumbs in the vagina after being removed. If you were to give yourself an infection thanks to chocolate, you would likely need to undergo treatment from a gynaecologist and would be advised to stop having sex while your vagina sorts itself out. Mere weeks after we advised you all not to put ice lollies inside your vagina on a hot day, apparently we have to tell the general public not to put chocolate in there either.

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Your vagina has a natural healthy balance which can be upset by the introduction of foreign objects.When among friends, the blaming of farts on other people is second nature to most, but there can be some people that leave equivalent to a mushroom cloud lingering in the environment. Combing the innocent Galaxy and Milky Way into one chocolate bar gives us the Gaybar, a gift that can be given followed by the line “I’ve got something to put in you.