All cards are printed using the Highest Digital Print System available todayYour card will be printed both inside and out if you choose soThey are printed on 350gsm silk art. If you, like my friends and I have a sense of humour, make their day by using one of these candles, and make it the talking point.

The ratings/reviews displayed here may not be representative of every listing on this page, or of every review for these listings.Well there's no doubt where on the smut scale that this card lies, yes it's utterly and completely right at the filth end.

First Name * Please enter a First Name Please enter a valid First Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US. These 4 or 5-star reviews represent the opinions of the individuals who posted them and do not reflect the views of Etsy.Or you can include a personal message inside your card for us to print and we will send it directly to your recipient. However, if Blank is selected for Inside Writing, but a message is still provided, your card will arrive with no inside message. All our greeting cards measure 15cm x 15cm folded, and are professionally printed in the UK on thick Premium triple coated matt finish and uncoated inner for easy writing.

Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive. I understand you will use my personal data to improve services and send me marketing communications You must consent to the storage and use of your personal data as laid out in our privacy notice. Our cards are perfect for Dads, Mums, Sisters, Brothers, Uncles, Aunts, Work Friends, Friends Friends. We've made the conscious decision for aesthetic and environmental reasons to print on matte instead of shiny card.I got a couple of these candles, they are great quality and really made people laugh (it was on a Birthday Pressie). To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. At Slightly Disturbed we believe that life should never be dull, it should be filled with fun, humour and a healthy dose of abuse. Card and envelope are made from 100% recycled paper so we are helping to save the environment as well as making you laugh!