Personalized advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out. If it had actually been the absolute gross out that I had expected, I probably wouldn't have finished it, and almost certainly wouldn't have enjoyed it. Not only that, it's surprisingly well written, and has a more coherent and well-executed plot than the films it is parodying. R/HORROR, known as Dreadit by our subscribers is the premier horror entertainment community on Reddit.

A humorous British Bizarro story set in the ‘Land of Christmas’ which will not quickly be forgotten.New without tags: A brand-new, unused and unworn item that is not in its original retail packaging .

Santa Claus is coming to town…at least, that was the plan, but now his elves have started going missing, kidnapped by some insidious figure in a black cloak, and despite the magic swirling about the place, the toys aren’t going to put themselves together.

Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item. To enable personalized advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. The elves were already behind with their toy making thanks to the heavy snowfall that’d ground the Land of Christmas to a complete standstill during the run up to Christmas. Yes, the title and cover are designed to shock you, but Adam Millard's The Human Santapede is a fantastic and hilarious piece of Bizarro fiction.