The cracker went off with a pleasing bang, the hats were different colours and the joke was suitably dire: 'What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? Andy Whiteman, Product Developer at Morrisons, said: “Santa Paws is truly coming to Morrisons this year as we introduce our biggest and best Christmas pet range.

The gold crackers pack a lot of glitter – be warned, it will go everywhere – while the black boast sparkling sequins to offer a festive touch. Harrods’ flaws, compared to Morrisons, apparently were a muffled bang, only 78 decibels, and flimsy hat. It’s one super-sized cracker – and, yes, it does come with an extra-loud snap – and is packed with chocolate snowflakes and penguins as well as festive specials like mince pie brownies, Christmas mess and apple strudel.There’s enough for 12 and the cracker also comes with traditional hats and jokes like “Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas? With more than half (57%) of British households owning a furry friend, animal companions are an integral part of Christmas festivities for much of the nation. Perhaps more surprising was the Harrods joke, judged by Mr Parsons to be worthy of full marks and beating even the Morrisons gag: "I'm worried about you always being at the bottom of your class," said the father to his son. Morrisons is making sure Christmas 2023 is the ulti-mutt celebration for pets as it unveils its biggest festive pet range to date.

Please always read the labels, warnings, and directions provided with the product before using or consuming a product. In a bid to save money, I bought boxes of crackers from three supermarkets to see how they compared. Prizes include a paper tape measure, bottle opener, mini magic playing cards, tweezers and a metal clip book marker. Soluble inks, foil and paper reliefs will instead be used to decorate Morrisons FSC certified paper cards, wrap and bags to give them a festive feel.

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This, and its repeatable joke, ensured that the mid-market supermarket chain scooped The Sunday Telegraph's top cracker award for the second year running. Content on this site is not intended to substitute for advice given by medical practitioner, pharmacist, or other licensed health-care professional.The gold hat is sturdy enough to last all Christmas Day while the novelty gifts range from a mirror and pen to bottle opener and measuring spoons. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. The cracker shells will be made from FSC accredited cardboard and decorated with a metallic basked ink - which means they can be recycled at kerbside, along with their packaging. The joke helpfully points out “Warning might not contain humour” before asking “Who is Santa married to? The cracker went with a resounding bang, the joke was typical Christmas cracker fayre: 'How do you unlock a Christmas door?