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The big downside with all powders is mess. If you’re not careful, it can get everywhere; if you put too much powder on, it can seep through your clothing, leaving behind a white powdery butt-print on whatever you were sitting on. I’ve had several readers over the years recommend Anti-Monkey Butt to me. “Monkey Butt” is a term used bymotorcycleriders to describe the soreness, itching, and redness that comes from sitting and sweating on amotorcyclefor hours. Anti-Monkey Butt is designed to cure and prevent such maladies. The calamine in Anti-Monkey Butt soothes irritation you may already have, while the talcum keeps you dry to prevent further irritation. The scent is light and fresh, but I wouldn’t describe it as manly. Unisex I guess.

As a lifelong resident of perpetually hot and humid Oklahoma, I’ve had to battle swamp crotch every summer for most of my life. And I know that there are millions of men out there who are also suffering silently from this summertime malady.Dryness protection is great with Anti-Monkey Butt. Lasted me all day even though I was doing a lot of outdoor chores in the heat. I wish the calamine was a bit stronger, however. I like my swamp crotch powders to burn a bit so I know they’re working. While scent can be very subjective I think Manscaped did a really good job when they created this scent. It smells fresh and clean, somewhat piney, and not offensive in any way. A good crowd pleasing scent that isn’t overpowering or too loud. So, lotion for the balls that stops sweat and odor – but is it actually moisturizing? You bet your left nut it is! Even though Crop Preserver is designed to stop sweat and eliminate odor, it also contains ingredients that help soften and moisturize the skin as well. After applying Crop Preserver you will immediately notice a difference in the softness, smoothness, and comfort of your balls. It’s a game changer for sure. As with the Gold Bond Powder Spray, you’ll want to be careful when applying Dry+Goods. The spray propellent comes out cold and strong. Make sure to hold the nozzle the recommend 6 to 9 inches away from your bird’s eggs when applying. Aqua, Helianthus Annus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerol Monostearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerine, Petrolatum, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Isopropyl Myristate, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Polysorbate 60, Sorbitan Monostearate, Glyceryl Stearate and Peg 100 Stearate, Tocopherol, Carbomer, Triethanolamine, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerine, Parfum, Linalool, Limonene, Coumarin.

Among the plethora of men’s grooming ranges, there were no decent products to effectively keep the groin area fresh and dry. Men were forced to use messy white talcum powder, or even spraying underarm deodorant down there! ALUMINIUM FREE, PARABEN FREE, AND TALC FREE - Fresh Cahoonas is free from aluminium, parabens, dye, talc and other nasty ingredients. This gentle formula will help you keep your cahoonas super fresh while helping to neutralise odour and skin irritation. Hyperdrive – A manly blend of pineapple, wood, citrus, and leather. A very masculine and unique scent. Vanquish – Featuring a unique blend of citrus, amber, and wood, Vanquish smells excellent and best of all it keeps sweat and odor at bay all day. WE CARE: Fresh Balls is Made in the USA from internationally sourced ingredients. On a sunny day, nearly 80% of our US manufacturer’s facility is powered by solar power!

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Add to an airtight container and store in the fridge for a minimum of 1 hour before serving to allow the flavours to develop. Not only does Chassis Ice Powder keep you dry and smelling clean, but it also provides a blast of cooling relief right where us guys need it most. Our balls! And if the Ice version doesn’t appeal to you, you might want to consider one of Chassis’ other deodorizing ball powders: If you want decent swamp crotch protection, make sure to spring for a talcum-based baby powder. Cornstarch-based powder didn’t last that long . . . for me anyways. I learned about the secret swamp crotch preventing capabilities of cornstarch when I lived in Tijuana over a decade ago. Because I spent most my days walking from sun up to sun down in the hot Baja California sun, swamp crotch was a big problem. On a particularly hot day, I ran out of Gold Bond Powder and wasn’t looking forward to the chafing I would be encountering. I mentioned it to my Mexican friend and he suggested I sprinkle on some cornstarch.

As with all Anthony products this lotion is specifically designed for men. That means it not only caters to the needs of men, but it also boasts a fresh masculine citrusy scent as well. In a bowl, mix the minced beef with the cold sweated onion and garlic. Add the herbs and the beaten egg. Season the mixture with salt and pepper. Whether it’s your balls rubbing against your thighs, or your thighs rubbing against each other, Chassis Restoration Cream has got you covered. This easy to apply lotion leaves a silky smooth protective layer on the skin that effectively eliminates friction, rubbing, irritation, and discomfort. Simply apply it during your morning routine (ideally after showering) and enjoy a day without crotch irritation and regret. It’s easily one of the best creams for ball chafing that I’ve come across.While some of you guys may prefer their grooming products to have a big, strong, overpowering scent, sometimes subtlety is best. The all-natural fragrance of Batwings lotion is light and fresh, and certainly won’t clash with your cologne or body spray. The only one’s who are going to smell it are you, and whoever is diving into your balls head first.

Cook the tomatoes uncovered for approximately 30 minutes or until the tomato softens (while this is cooking make the meatballs). While no product is going to keep you dry and odor free forever, Comfy Boys’ longevity is pretty damn impressive. One application after your morning shower should last you most of the day. And if you do find the need to reapply throughout the day. go for it. Just don’t whip your balls out in public to do it. There’s laws against that type of shit. Add the herbs, the garlic, the seasoning and the olive oil in a bowl and mix all the ingredients until well combined. While this isn’t the cheapest deodorant for balls on this list, it does however last a long time. That’s because you really don’t need to use much for it to do its job effectively. Just a light coating on clean balls is enough to keep you dry and smelling clean all day. Expect roughly 4 months of daily use per bottle. In my book, there are so many dishes that can be improved with mozzarella. I keep this fresh, versatile cheese in my fridge at all times for the most delicious mozzarella recipes, including pizza (of course!), caprese skewers, salad and last minute bruschetta.Not only do the effects of the lotion last for most of the day, the 3.4 ounce tube has a pretty impressive lifespan too. Since you really only need about a dime size amount per application, a tube of this stuff lasts longer than you think. What I don’t like: So what’s it like? I’ve been using it daily for the last few weeks and I love it. Just squeeze a penny size amount into your palm and rub gently around your crotch. Simple as that. The moisturising gel rapidly absorbed and they claim it dries to a silky fine layer – and it does exactly that. Dry+Goods Athletic Spray is a no-mess powder spray that keeps you dry and cool all day long. It was one of my favorite products throughout the testing period. The type I bought doesn’t have much of a scent, which was fine. Dry+Goods does offer a menthol version to give you that nice, tingling feeling when you apply it. Wetness protection was fantastic. One application in the morning was all I needed. And other possible uses for the granules are being explored, such as using them in mulch, building materials such as stucco and siding, and even components in furniture. AS SEEN ON: Jimmy Kimmel Live, Chelsea Lately, CONAN, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Howard Stern, Esquire, and the 2012 documentary “Mansome”!