The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. Smart people get a chance to climb on top, take reality for a ride, but it will never stop trying to throw you and eventually it will, there’s no other way off." I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions."

I don’t like it here, Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?” This striped orange and red beanie features the Purge Planet logo, in case you want to show your love for one of the show’s most memorable episodes. The ribbed knit construction provides extra warmth and the fold-up hem gives you options for how slouchy you want the fit. The Cromulon Beanie Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.” Listen to your sister, Morty. To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. Oh, I’m sorry, Jerry, I didn’t see you there, how much of that did you hear?” This vibrant green beanie pays homage to Cromulon, the planet of musical, death-defying game shows. The knit beanie features Cromulon’s signature green color and their motto “Show me what you got!” Emblazoned on the front. Made of acrylic, this funky retro-style beanie will keep your head warm while showing you’ve got mad skills. The Squanchy Beanie