Oh and finally, if it gets really tight - crowd surf. Again, being a reasonable sized bloke I try to do it with some consideration - facing down, hands on shoulders of people forward. Through the televised gentrification of Glastonbury, the idea of the "music festival" was then beamed into the eyes and souls of a bigger demographic, those who grew up on SMTV not MTV and Sash instead of The Clash. With everyone wanting to have their jollies in the outdoors, the festival has now become a cliched rite of passage. This month a movie from the creators of The Inbetweeners (ingeniously entitled The Festival) hits the cineplex, making the average weekend in a field look like an horrific mix of Confessions of a Window Cleaner and Spud's entire Trainspotting storyline with extra added face-painting and incontinence jokes. Even the last Bridget Jones film had a whole segment given over to the hilarious japes the eternal singleton had at one of these outdoor events, falling into a pile of mud with her wheelie suitcase (Arf!) and almost crushing Ed Sheeran into a pasty pulp whilst zorbing. It feels like everyone is "festivalling". Broadening I shouldn’t have been surprised, after all I have a running sense of amusement at the fact that most Danes won’t jaywalk, regardless of how foul the weather is, but have no qualms about waiting for the light to change, crossing the street, walking 10 steps, turning, and peeing. It is somewhat comical, a bit disgusting, and utterly entertaining. Especially coming from a culture that is otherwise highly rule-oriented and well behaved. Most creative moment– Had peanut butter but forgot utensils. Our solution? Use a flat highlighter from one of the girl’s purses. Talk about highlighting your innovative inclinations. There were said to be only 100 portable loos at the gig, which many felt was a tiny fraction to cater for the 35,000 people in attendance.

My story is why women shouldn't pee outside. On a canoe trip, boozing it up, when I gotta go! We are in the Kankakee River with nothing in sight for miles. Why I didn't just jump in, I don't know, but instead we paddle up to a little island. I drop my swim suit, lean on a tree and take my badly needed whiz. No harm done. You CAN still cook. I had read that fires were not allowed in the camps, which I thought meant that hot food was out of the question. This isn’t entirely true. The camping area has set grilling zones where you can cook on gas stoves, or take advantage of the small bonfires they periodically light. So, if you want to camp and cook, it is entirely doable.Lapee is not the first innovation in female urination. Travel devices include the Shewee, which has been around for two decades. Known as the PEOPLE’S PAPER, Euro Weekly News is the leading English language newspaper in Spain. And it’s FREE! If you get a chance, definitely jump at it. While this was my first major music festival, I now know it definitely won’t be my last. Junior year in high school, driving around waiting for a friend to get home, so we park at Kennedy Elementary School in Green Bay, which was around the corner from his house. It was about 8 pm-ish. I need to go, so I decide the little park/playground looks good. I get out and walk over and see two 10 year old kids playing. Crap. I wait around a minute and they get on their bikes and leave. Yes! I take care of business by a tree and then walk over to the car. My friends decide they are really funny and play that game where you keep moving the car and not let the person in. After a few minutes they finally let me. Just as they do, we see this older guy yelling and screaming at us and literally sprinting towards the car. We have no idea what’s up but decide to get out of there. But people at the gig claimed the situation was a problem particularly for women, as men were able to make use of open urinals in the park.

Andrew Davies tweeted: "Thankfully, the Stereophonics gig at Singleton Park has confirmed my hate of outside shows, miles of queues for toilets and beer, captive audience, money making machine."We are keen to see full details of this new research, and would be very happy to work with the researchers to understand their results and recommendations.” This has highlighted the fact that stopping public urination is so important,” Dunn said. “Not just for the traditional pollutants, which we’ve kind of known about, but for these these types of pollutants, which we’re only now really just becoming aware of – pharmaceutical waste, illicit drug waste – these are important.” Women have described the 'degrading' experience of going to the toilet at the Stereophonics gig, as some were forced to urinate against fences and 'shield each other with their jumpers' as they claimed there were not enough toilet facilities to cater for the masses.