We can’t get spanked on an empty stomach, Brad. Anyway, if we don’t make it in time, I’ll spank you.’ The mounting is not as solid as I’d like, but given the objectives of the device manufacturer that’s not terribly surprising. This will also be something I will be looking at improving (and adding some features around) in the future (pile of parts en route from Banggood currently). The good In this future time in Texas, some offences, such as speeding, are dealt with by spanking machines. These machines are programmed by actual spankers though and take on the persona of the person who programs them. Miss Johnson has been spanked twice and both times she had very different experiences but this third time exceeds all others.

Further down the line, a couple of guys who showed up late were sweating over whether or not the machine would have time to spank them. Then they shared a blunt they had rolled ahead of time. A few other people around them took hits off it, and they all made friends. Here is one of many British boys' school stories in which a CP machine appears, this time wielding birches, probably from the interwar period.

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The patent for this was granted to Ulysses DeMoulin on May 4, 1909 and can be viewed in full on the patents section of Google (see patents 654,611 and 920,837). In the abstract for the original application the device was described as follows: This video clip shows the inventor of a paddling machine testing his prototype on himself. The design is based on paddles that operate by gravity, which does not look to me as if it provides sufficient force to inflict a proper punishment. Size– I love how compact this spanking machine is. It is just over 8 and a half inches tall, and just over 3 inches wide (not including the holding arm/base). When the mother went in, she got spanked twenty-four times. When the father went in, he got spanked thirty times. It’s true, he was an adulterer, but did he deserve thirty spanks? The whole family rubbed their sore butts and limped away from the venue, feeling very naughty indeed. Continuous Mode – Once you turn on, this spanking machine starts spanking and doesn’t stop until you turn it off.

One of the earliest documented references to the idea of a spanking machine can be found in Jeremy Bentham's The Rationale of Punishment published in 1830 in which he considers the issue of how to deal with the various factors that affect the force employed when whipping an offender. He goes on to say:

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He fell asleep after a while; he must’ve been more tired than he imagined. He dreamed of spankings. A dream where everybody gets their turn. Where everybody gets something. Mounting hardware is not as claimed, and is a bit sloppy in general which will be causing some loss of energy from the “business end”.

As far as spanking fiction goes there are certainly no shortage of stories that feature spanking machines in one form or another. The following stories, which are all available in the library, are a small selection, chosen at random: Manual interface. The Hand Control is the brains behind the machine, featuring full-fledged well marked user controls that drive the on board computer. The Custom programming of one or more AUTO functions can be used to set the machine to do what ever you like, this can be used while your on the machine or by some one remotely while your on it, it has a long lead. The following contrivance would, in a measure, obviate this inconvenience:-- A machine might be made, which should put in motion certain elastic rods of cane or whalebone, the number and size of which might be determined by the law: the body of the delinquent might be subjected to the strokes of these rods, and the force and rapidity with which they should be applied, might be prescribed by the Judge: thus everything which is arbitrary might be removed. A public officer, of more responsible character than the common executioner, might preside over the infliction of the punishment; and when there were many delinquents to be punished, his time might be saved, and the terror of the scene heightened, without increasing the actual suffering, by increasing the number of the machines, and subjecting all the offenders to punishment at the same time." A scientist feels that his research into something that makes pain more acute is a useless project, but others feel differently. With the rise in teenage rebellion, a machine that can spank painfully but without doing damage would be very marketable. The machine increases not only pain, but shame - and sexual feelings. The offender stands on the yellow platform with his front against the red pad, and bends over the pillar, grasping the red handles low down on the other side. In so doing, he presents the tautened seat of his pants to the cane, which is on a spring and which strikes when a catch is released, unfortunately not clearly shown in the pictures. The machine folds up when not in use, and has two wheels at the base enabling it to be pulled easily from one classroom to the next.Implement Holder– The implement holder on the side, where you clamp your spanking implements into. The width available to put an implement in, was a little smaller than I would have wanted. When I tried to put a Lexan cane in there, it wouldn’t fit because of the foam/rubber handle on the cane was a little wider in girth, than the opening of the clamp area. But I was able to remove the handle on the cane, and then the cane fit in quite easily. However, the following video clip is either of the same machine or something more or less identical, and gives a clearer impression of the mechanism: The spanking machine spanked him fifty-three times. By the time it was done, his butt was fully broken. He dragged himself over to where Nelly was crying, and wanted to say something cool, but only managed to curl into the foetal position and weep alongside her. Here we have the light UPRIGHT MODEL of the 4 spanking machines i sell (Please see other listings for the other models), THE light SPANKING MACHINE

The utilitarian philosopher Jeremy Bentham (1748-1832) was one of the first writers to contemplate the possibility that corporal punishment might be administered by a machine rather than by a human being. In The Rationale of Punishment he wrote: Controller– We got one of the newer machines that comes with this cool little controller. I was also able to figure out how the controller works pretty easily. It has three different working modes. A wonderful invention by Alex Birch, in the form of a spanking machine, is returned after a demonstration leads to an embarrassing and painful situation for a teacher. But there was something wrong with the spanking machine. It was spanking people too much. It seemed every person who came along got spanked more and more. Little Johnny, who was only nine years old and had only done one bad thing in his life, got spanked a whopping fifteen times! His parents stood behind him in line, at first excited, then worried, then horrified, as the spanking machine whopped and dropped him. His mom said something to the robot in charge of the machine, but since it was doing its spanking in record time, the robot merely shrugged her off. A machine might be made, which should put in motion certain elastic rods of cane or whalebone, the number and size of which might be determined by the law: the body of the delinquent might be subjected to the strokes of these rods, and the force and rapidity with which they should be applied, might be prescribed by the Judge: thus everything which is arbitrary might be removed.

A fantasy about a spanking machine, and how it cannot be controlled or influenced by cries or pleas, the way a loving parent can. Random Mode – This mode gives random swats, instead of just perfectly timed out swats. The thought being to simulate more of a real spanking, where swats can happen at various intervals. Song Koy had witnessed the punishment of six boys at his school, and felt it was "unfair when his friend, being the first to be caned, received the hardest strikes ... The discipline master (DM) was tired by the time he caned the last offenders, therefore his strike is lighter in comparison". (This is, in part, the argument put forward by Jeremy Bentham in the 18th century in the quote at the beginning of this article.) Not entirely a waste,’ Lucas pointed out. ‘We got an experience our own, waiting in line here, didn’t we? We made a few friends. And anyway, now we can go home.’