On that note, I recently watched the new Zoey Deutch–led holiday romance Something From Tiffany’s, and you know I had thoughts. Let’s dive into them, shall we?

Oh, shit: Zoey finds what appears to be a ring (it’s a tiny wrapped Tiffany’s box, anyway) and freaks out.Zoey bonds with the dad-daughter pair over hospital coffee for some reason, and we learn that they live in L.A., while Zoey lives in Queens (again, respect to the borough with the best food in New York).

Aw, Zoey is inspiring Ethan to write his book. (Did I mention that he’s a creative writing professor?) Vanessa loves the earrings the douchey BF got for Zoey, but Zoey appears mildly stressed about getting a ring. I don’t personally understand why the jewelry mix-up is such a big deal, but it appears to bring a lot of issues between Vanessa and Ethan to the forefront, and they break up. Ethan finally proposes to Vanessa, and she’s actually excited about planning the wedding, so we know she’s a female monster.Ah, and now we get to the crux of it all: Zoey’s douchey BF and the dad (Ethan) apparently switched Tiffany’s boxes while he was delivering first aid. Can I just commend the makers of this film for its fleet 93 minutes? This is how long every movie should be (ahem, hello, The Fabelmans). The cute dad-daughter pair are FaceTiming with his girlfriend, Vanessa, who’s having margaritas with her friends somewhere beautiful (respect). The daughter is still freaked out about seeing a man get hit by a car, which...fair. Wow, Zoey is wearing an extremely important Zabar’s tee on Christmas morning. Hanukkah representation, IMO! Oh, yeah, important detail: Douchey BF’s concussion has affected his memory, and he’s basically gaslit into believing he was planning to propose to Zoey all along.