Anti Monkey Butt Lady Powder, 3 Count

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Anti Monkey Butt Lady Powder, 3 Count

Anti Monkey Butt Lady Powder, 3 Count

RRP: £79.00
Price: £39.5
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This phenomenon is also known as “baboon butt” or “chimpanzee ass” and while this is quite humorous to some, it can be a source of embarrassment and discomfort for those who experience it. The problem with talc is that it is sometimes found underground within close proximity to asbestos (also a naturally occurring mineral), and as we all know, asbestos is a known carcinogen (it causes cancer). A little bit goes a long way. No need to pile it on. The smooth, fine powder does a great job of covering a lot of surface area so you don’t need to use a ton for it to do its job effectively. While I’m not crazy about the price, the bottles longevity is certainly the silver lining.

If you start to feel the dreaded dampness and don’t have a spare pair of underwear on hand, head to the bathroom as soon as possible. Grab some paper towels and lightly wet one of them before you head into the stall. If so, the struggle of “monkey butt” is probably all too familiar. As comforting as chafing may be (not), it can put a severe damper on any hike.

Customer reviews

Dead Sea clay – Derived from the shores of the Dead Sea in Israel, Dead Sea clay helps absorb sweat, soothe the skin, and can even help reduce skin inflammation and irritation.

Another thing that I noticed about Galaxy Dust is how well it clings to the skin compared to other ball and body powders I’ve tried. Some body powders contain too much anti-caking agent that causes most of the powder to simply fall off once it’s applied to the skin – rendering it far less effective. Galaxy Dust body powder on the other hand clings really well to the skin (think powdered donuts) which allows it to do its job much more effectively. To some degree, a tiny bit of irritation in your nether regions isn’t the end of the world. You may get slightly itchy down there on a hot, humid day, and that can be normal -- as long as it’s very mild and not terribly bothersome. But when chafing happens and a rash follows, things have gone too far. Balla Powder did provide decent wetness protection. But then again I could have gotten the same effect with another talcum powder for a fraction of the price.One thing that really stood out to me about Fresh Balls is how testosterone-friendly it is. Unlike many lotions, it doesn’t contain any testosterone-reducing xenoestrogens like parabens.

No guy wants to reapply body powder multiple times throughout the day. We want to apply it once, and forget it. While no powder performs with 100% efficacy all day, Anti-Monkey Butt does an awesome job of keeping you dry, and chafe free into the evening hours. Because of this, it is important to take the necessary steps to prevent and treat this condition, especially if you plan on doing any strenuous physical activities. Lady Anti-Monkey Butt is available in a convenient powder form that can be applied directly to the affected area. Arrowroot powder – A naturally occurring starch that is extracted from the roots of the arrowroot plant. It’s highly absorbent, helps keep the skin cool, and has even been shown to soothe irritated skin. Great for guys with chafing and irritation. If your butt sweat is often accompanied by itching or pain, consider using a medicated body powder. These powders are designed to reduce friction and heat while preventing the growth of fungi and bacteria. Some also contain calamine to relieve itching and menthol for a cooling effect.

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It’s a problem that has plagued men ever since Western society decided the male of our species had to wear pants instead of breezy togas or kilts. Now that you’re all clean and dry it’s time to apply the powder. The best practice is to pour a quarter size amount into the palm of your hand, and apply it to the desired areas. This method of strategic placement ensures thorough coverage in trouble areas, and minimizes waste. One of the main causes of monkey butt is general friction, as with hiking when your butt cheeks rub against each other or against clothing for a long time. The big downside with all powders is mess. If you’re not careful, it can get everywhere; if you put too much powder on, it can seep through your clothing, leaving behind a white powdery butt-print on whatever you were sitting on.



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