In light of Valentine's Day My girlfriend's mom told this joke and I thought it was worth sharing with you guys.

working manure or fertiliser into the soil within 12 hours or as soon as possible after applying it Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.This guide relates to The Reduction and Prevention of Agricultural Diffuse Pollution (England) Regulations 2018 which came into force on 2 April 2018. Get advice What does the farmer's wife tell him when he tells her that he's to afraid to grow vegetables? Just grow a pear! I'll teach that lousy no-good farmer to say no!" he exclaims. "See that horse over there? Watch this!" He levels his rifle and shoots it! He hears gunshots next to him and looks at his brother. You must take reasonable precautions to reduce the risk of pollution when you carry out activities such as:

You must take steps to prevent manure, fertiliser and soil getting into watercourses – known as diffuse water pollution (pollution). In the first month, 57,800 vehicles on average paid the charge each day, with most of the other 36,000 non-compliant vehicles registered for a temporary discount or exemption. A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. "Why don't you try artificial insemination" said the vet. for signs of fertiliser use in restricted areas – including excessive growth of vegetation on the margins of restricted areas The next morning, he can't even lift himself off the bed. He asked his wife to see if the pigs are wallowing in the mud yet.

Gay Farmers

A farmer is harvesting his lettuce field and suddenly drops to the ground His wife runs over and screams; I think he's having a Caesar! Did you hear about the farmer whose wife left him for a traveling tractor salesman? She wrote him a John Deere letter.