These are the lips, powerful rudders pushing through groves of kelp, the girl's terrible, unsweetened taste of the whole ocean, its fathoms: this is that taste.”— “ That Mouth” by Adrienne Rich

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This is, to modify Auden’s phrase, memorable canine speech. And our Mr. Frost was wise enough to get it down just as spoken, in all the rich brevity that it deserves. Now let us sport us while we may; And now, like am'rous birds of prey, Rather at once our time devour, Than languish in his slow-chapp'd power. Let us roll all our strength, and all Our sweetness, up into one ball; And tear our pleasures with rough strife Thorough the iron gates of life. Thus, though we cannot make our sun Stand still, yet we will make him run.” — “To His Coy Mistress” by Andrew MarvellI think one of the best ones was near the end. The second to last, in fact – “Lullaby for Sadness.” So fierce is the passion that burns within my heart, a raging forest fire, unstoppable and consuming.” ― “ Untitled” by Michael Faudet In this short, sweet, and to-the-point sex poem, the speaker confesses that she or he has never prayed. She or he claims this is because each person is limited to the number of times they can declare, “Oh God.” For this person, every declaration is made in the bedroom. DIY: Funny Dirty Poems It begins with the phrase “There once was a tiger, terrible and tough”. The speaker decides that tigers, despite their stripes, aren’t “stylish enough”. The speaker looks for something “fine to wear” until he finds white gloves. All the animals react to this change, shaming him and laughing at him until he took off each glove. I was prepared for Wendy Cope when she arrived in my adulthood, because in my elementary school days some literary sophisticates among my chums introduced me to Miss Susie, whose adventures can be found in nineteen variant episodes in Wikipedia. A young woman of questionable character but undeniable verve, Miss Susie got around, clearly. Wikipedia’s Michigan version, dated 1950s, differs slightly from the account I learned in Detroit a few years later, perhaps now set into type for the first time:

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Get a printed copy of D. Rudoy’s poetry collection for free and decide if you want to pay for it later here. Limited quantity. The speaker confesses his jealousy of the woman’s corset for it sits so close to her breasts. He goes on to praise her beauty, declaring her body a pure and undiscovered land that he fully intends to explore. This book wouldn’t be what it is without the artwork in both pictures and letters. The art, by Blake Armstrong, is perfectly created for the madness within the covers, while the lettering by Andy C. Fellows lends to the fractured frame of mind of the author, and you can almost imagine the lines on (napkins? receipt? dollar bills?) nearly mimic this type of writing. The poem begins with the speaker describing an illness that Christopher contracted and how his parents put him to bed. He was suffering from what sounds like a cold but his parents overreacted, imagining that it was something worse. They consult with a number of doctors who make the situation out to be even more complicated and nonsensical than it already is.

A selection of funny rude and dirty poems which range from the mildly titillating to the frankly obscene. Some of the poems are sexual, anatomical or scatological in nature, or on occasion all three. The poems are not suitable for miners, street sweepers or submariners, nor indeed for left-wing Guardian reading militant feminists. Rude Poems

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Written in 1948, this poem was enough to make mothers blush and fathers grumble in disapproval. W.H. Auden takes his time to vividly describe a sexual encounter between two young adults on a hot summer’s day. Now We Are Six’is a funny, short poem. It is told from the perspective of a young child who takes the reader through the last years of their life. Another example of Eliot’s latent dirty verse is in his poem The Triumph of Bullsh*t . The Oxford English Dictionary cites the poem, which was not published during Eliot’s lifetime, as the first use of the word “bullsh*t.” It ends with the following stanza: This poem was included in Shel Silverstein’s 1981 collection Light in the Attic. It tells the story of a creature called a “coo-coo” that climbs into the unzipped skin of the speaker. This poem contains numerous funny explanations from a child speaker as to why their face is so dirty.This twenty-two-word poem by Megan Falley doesn’t play around. Falley describes the first sexual encounter between two lovers and a resulting realization.

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What binds together Miss Susie’s escapades isn’t, Lord knows, meter or rhyme, but wordplay in a structural sense; a naughty play on words staples each stanza to the next. A firm prosodic contract governs here, no less than if this were a sonnet or a sestina. You come to fetch me from my work to-night When supper’s on the table, and we’ll see If I can leave off burying the white Soft petals fallen from the apple tree (Soft petals, yes, but not so barren quite, Mingled with these, smooth bean and wrinkled pea;) And go along with you ere you lose sight, Of what you came for and become like me, Slave to a springtime passion for the earth. How Love burns through the Putting in the Seed On through the watching for that early birth When, just as the soil tarnishes with weed, The sturdy seedling with arched body comes Shouldering its way and shedding the earth crumbs.” — “ Putting in the Seed” by Robert FrostRoald Dahl’s ‘ Cinderella’is a humorous retelling of the story that includes parts of the story found only in the original Brothers’ Grimm version. The title reminds me of dirty pretty poetry which I first came across on allpoetry.com where I used to post almost daily but now spurt out a few poems per year or two. Although Brooks is not generally associated with funny poetry, this piece certainly earns its place on this list. One of the lesser-known poems on this list, ‘Eletelephony’is an upbeat funny poem that describes an elephant through an outlandish series of events. It was naked until it put on the “head / That once belonged to me”. The speaker sees himself doing things that he would normally never do and asks that those involved do not take offense.