How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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Every day that you hesitate in talking to your cat about gun safety you are putting yourself, your loved ones, and your cat at risk. Think about your cat, sitting by a window, watching a bird in a nearby tree. How much does your cat want to catch that bird!? They desire nothing more, and if your cat has not been trained to respect the power of a firearm, they may try to use your gun to do it! The book is a series of pamphlets from the fictional American Association of Patriots. There are talks about gun safety, evolutions, abstinence, online safety, drugs, puberty, postapocalyptic survival, and, of course, satanism. Each issues dire warnings, and a seemingly endless use of cat puns for your amewsment (sorry, I couldn't resist). There are also photoshopped pictures of cats holding guns or participating in satanic rituals. Quirky Illustrations: The inclusion of charming and whimsical illustrations adds an extra layer of enjoyment to the reading experience. The artwork complements the humorous tone of the book, making it even more visually appealing and memorable.

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There are several other pamphlets contained in this one, including talking to your cat about Abstinence, and about Postapocalyptic Survival. If you choose to keep guns in your home, there are many ways to ensure that they’re kept safe from curious cats.

Teaching my cat these skills seems like a waste of time. Are we really in danger of witnessing the collapse of civilization? which proves that cats do not know how to masturbate at all and should probably be given lessons in how to do it right, because that just sounds painful.

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Nevertheless, this book is a welcome addition to any home that includes a cat who needs to be educated not just about gun safety, but also about other dangers like evolution, pre-marital sex, the internet, drugs, puberty, the apocalypse, and, of course, Satanism. Always remember what kind of gesture goes where: for example, keep your hands away from the gun handle when handling it (as well as keeping them at all times). Start with them Engaging and Accessible Writing Style: The author skillfully combines humor and wit to deliver valuable information. The writing style is engaging and approachable, making it easy to follow along and enjoy the book's content. It strikes a perfect balance between entertainment and providing essential guidance. It’s important to take a deep breath when approaching your cat about gun safety. This will help you relax, be calm, and stay patient with your cat during the discussion.But there’s also a whole pamphlet dedicated to Satanism. This is a real danger to your feline friend(s). One important note: and what would conservative propaganda be without a little lesson in tolerance?: If your cat tells you they're gay, or even if you suspect they are, it's important to let your cat know you love them - no matter what - even if Jesus won't because of their horrible sins.