As an inveterate joke- collector, -teller, and -writer, I believe I have now found my true niche with DYSLEXIA JOKES! The Dyslexia Association of America held an organization-wide toga party. Everyone came dressed as goats. I rang up my doctor’s today and said, “I’d like to make an appointment to see the doctor about my dyslexia.” I went to a dyslexic rave last night. Everyone was taking F’s and a a bloke in the corner was trying to inject a heron. When it comes to adult humor, dyslexia brings a unique flavor that adds an extra dash of spice to the mix. These jokes are for people who aren’t afraid to indulge in a bit of cheeky laughter.

Why was the dyslexic gardener always confused? Because they couldn’t tell their “tulips” from their “two lips”! In this article, we’ll explore jokes about dyslexia, emphasizing the importance of lightheartedness and understanding. What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.The cruel god cursed his creations with dyslexia, but nothing happened since they could do no wrong while fully under his control. My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia". While much of his time is spent performing in front of the camera, he admits nothing comes close to playing live. What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra... He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia worksI must admit that as one of the world's leading purveyors of dyslexia jokes, I sometimes fall into lapses of temporary dyslexia. Today at work, I referred to "Recordings for the Blind and Dyslexic"--RFBD (based in the Princeton NJ area) as "RFDB."

Experiment in good rooms, edit in hard rooms. Always listen to the audience, they ultimately decide what is funny and they will tell you who you are, and what you should be saying.” The President of France said this week that English speakers were arrogant in their refusal to learn other languages, at least I think that’s what he said. But it all just sounded like haw he saw he haw he haw. O.K so I cant spell mi way ot ov a peper bag, but i stil hs vry god self asteem so it dosnt mater that i has this ishew. Why did the dyslexic superhero wear his underwear outside his pants? Because it was “over-the-top”!I proclame that with the new age of technology and computers coupled with the power of the internet that the word nerd shall be rewritten as nird...its more arrowdynamic. It seems in this day and age of corporate sponsorship, that Citibank is paying for the naming priveleges. and, hence, "CitiField." And maybe that's not a bad thing being that there have been unconfirmed reports that dyslexic tennis fans wanting to see the U.S. Open at Artur Ashe Stadium in Forest Hills had been showing up at Shea Stadium in Flushing.

It seems the United States Postal Service has already ruined this one. The price of the standard first-class stamp will be increasing next month (May 2007) from 39-cents to 41-cents. The punchline with the lower amount, 14 cents, doesn't quite cut it. Get ready to laugh your way into a universe where funny mistakes and misinterpreted words take center stage.My girlfriend's dog died and to cheer her up I bought her an identical one. She was livid, ‘what am I going to do with two dead dogs?’ Thanks, Will. I didn't have the temerity to self-proclaim myself "king" of anything. Hand me my spectre... In want of a joke confusing TSA airports patdowns and the Scholastic Aptitude Test, Webmaster John Schnall helped me compose this one: There's two Dyslexic's in a bar and one say's "Can you smell gas" so the other replies "Are you taking the piss I can't smell my own name" :